Emmily Mug
Emmily is a shy person, but when you meet her, she is the sweetest person ever. You can always tell him random funny facts. Emmily is an amazing artist (better than she thinks). Emmily always has good grades in school, but she often procrastinates herself. Emmily is cute, almost as cute as a flower. Emmily will always listen if you want to talk about something (whatever it is). You and her likely have a lot of inside jokes. Emmily is a reason to stay up all night or get up very early. Emmily is the most amazing person in the whole world. As long as there are many people present, Emmily will simply watch silently. Emmily meets a lot of strange people. You need to make her feel like the most special person because she is. Talking to Emmily will make you happier than anything else in the world. The most beautiful but very sensitive caring girl, she can be rude at times, but she has nice boobs and is worth fighting for and is great at kissing. She is an introvert with a warmer heart and her soul is amazing, she is usually loud and she gets jealous easily and if you meet an Emmiliy, hold on to her and she is a very emotional person and you can look her in the eyes, she is just one emmily. The most beautiful kind loving girl but is very senseitive she can be rude at times but has nice boobs and she is worth fighting for and is great at kissing she. Is outgoing with the warmest heart and her soul is amazing she is usually loud and gets jealous easily and if you know a Emmily.
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Customer Reviews
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great π
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morbβd
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. π
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy