Emely
Emely is hauntingly beautiful. She is the sort of girl that inspires the romantic within us all. She is the girl songs are written about, the girl you find yourself writing poems for, in a haze at 4 in the morning, and in the back of your mind wondering what the hell happened to your masculinity. Objectively, she is out of your league (which you are) and yet every part of her seems to scream, 'talk to me, know me, love me'. The idea of another guy touching her sends you into a murderous rage (and it really does) and the idea of someone breaking her spirit simply breaks your heart. Falling for her can be intense and overwhelming, you fall hard and you fall fast (which i did) but she can melt even the most stoical of hearts so don't attempt to fight it (i didnt). Missing her is agony (which i do every second that i am not with her) No man could ever love her more than me (they really cannot), though I am sure many will try. Emely loves you no matter what and you do the same, she puts up when you have those moments, you always have the most perfect time with her, you love not only her but her family. She's funny, caring, considerate, down to earth, BEAUTIFUL, amazing smile and eyes that you would die to have! You can be yourself and not be judged. You can be weird together and you love her with all your heart. <3 I will not say she is perfect cause she is not, but matched with a Jon they make an unbreakable bond, "a PERFECT couple"
The Urban Dictionary Mug

Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.

Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
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