Emely
Emely is hauntingly beautiful. She is the sort of girl that inspires the romantic within us all. She is the girl songs are written about, the girl you find yourself writing poems for, in a haze at 4 in the morning, and in the back of your mind wondering what the hell happened to your masculinity. Objectively, she is out of your league (which you are) and yet every part of her seems to scream, 'talk to me, know me, love me'. The idea of another guy touching her sends you into a murderous rage (and it really does) and the idea of someone breaking her spirit simply breaks your heart. Falling for her can be intense and overwhelming, you fall hard and you fall fast (which i did) but she can melt even the most stoical of hearts so don't attempt to fight it (i didnt). Missing her is agony (which i do every second that i am not with her) No man could ever love her more than me (they really cannot), though I am sure many will try. Emely loves you no matter what and you do the same, she puts up when you have those moments, you always have the most perfect time with her, you love not only her but her family. She's funny, caring, considerate, down to earth, BEAUTIFUL, amazing smile and eyes that you would die to have! You can be yourself and not be judged. You can be weird together and you love her with all your heart. <3 I will not say she is perfect cause she is not, but matched with a Jon they make an unbreakable bond, "a PERFECT couple"
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Thanks guys, I knew I was hot but not *that* hot
Great way to wake up and clear your head every morning with the reminder of the day you woke up dumb enough to spend $32.95 for a basic coffee mug
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
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