Eloise Mug
Eloise is so nice sometimes but can also be a mega bitch. She knows a lot of secrets and all the tea. If you know an Eloise, stay on her good side or she'll suck your dick. She's very, very, very loud and very entertaining. You will always have a fun time with an Eloise, except if you're competing for something. She's strange and obnoxious and quite a waste of air. She's selfish and loves going to the canteen with Gurdy. Miss Nader hates her guts and probably is plotting her death. She's around 5'7 normally, blonde, blue eyed, can't do art, blind, but great at soccer but is playing netball this season, is Italian and stands for her country, not Croatia, but Serbia. Is anyone Italian out there, she wants a nice Italian boy to love her. Eloise is stubborn and thinks she knows everything. If you challenge her opinion, she will fight you until she feels validated. She's sassy and talks back to teachers, a major back chatter. She can't concentrate and laughs so, so, so, so, so loud and a lot, so much so that she gets yelled at by people a block away. Overall, she's an amazing friend and is really gorgeous and amazing to hang out with. You'll regret losing her, so don't.
The Urban Dictionary Mug

urban dictionary is my personal lifeline to the divine, thank you for selling me a $35 coffee cup that I gave to friend, bought another and gave that another friend. Likely asking, rather in need of, a six or more discount code, for six or more gifts to friends! Xoxo
just been amazed by the name actualy my real name that is on the birth certificate is BILLIAM ...thanks for using my name on great good things i would just wish to come and visit and if possible work der thank you
My friend was going through a tough time and this mug really cheered her up! It was the perfect gift.
Mug is of excellent quality. So funny! My daughter will love it!

Got it as expected. I love how UrbanDictionary store kept in contact with me as the order progressed. Thanks for a great experience and I look forward to getting more mugs LIKE this.
Loved it!
My 4th cup purchase just love them
He loved the mug!
The cup is very nicely designed
Got as a gift for a friend and he loved it and thought it was really funny. Great quality and very strong feeling build.
Great mug. Super customer service!
Love their products. Have bought numerous mugs. Buy 'em.
If you buy these mugs. You are a giga chad
They managed to squeeze the (edited down) definition onto the side of the mug in its entirety, so no complaints! Was worried it was going to cut off in the middle of a word or something.
The definition really makes it
Very prompt order fulfillment, and all the messaging was perfect!! Looks great! Thank you!
THIS MUG IS AMAZING!!
Love my mug! Everything looks perfect.
Just wonderful thanks
I am so thrilled that I found a mug with the exact sentiments I was looking for. This will be great in the future for birthday and xmas gifts.
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