Eloise Mug
Eloise is so nice sometimes but can also be a mega bitch. She knows a lot of secrets and all the tea. If you know an Eloise, stay on her good side or she'll suck your dick. She's very, very, very loud and very entertaining. You will always have a fun time with an Eloise, except if you're competing for something. She's strange and obnoxious and quite a waste of air. She's selfish and loves going to the canteen with Gurdy. Miss Nader hates her guts and probably is plotting her death. She's around 5'7 normally, blonde, blue eyed, can't do art, blind, but great at soccer but is playing netball this season, is Italian and stands for her country, not Croatia, but Serbia. Is anyone Italian out there, she wants a nice Italian boy to love her. Eloise is stubborn and thinks she knows everything. If you challenge her opinion, she will fight you until she feels validated. She's sassy and talks back to teachers, a major back chatter. She can't concentrate and laughs so, so, so, so, so loud and a lot, so much so that she gets yelled at by people a block away. Overall, she's an amazing friend and is really gorgeous and amazing to hang out with. You'll regret losing her, so don't.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
fuck ur mugs i want one for free
This mug, much like a cursed relic unearthed from the depths of despair, embodies a cacophony of design flaws and manufacturing mishaps that make one wonder if it was birthed from the darkest corners of incompetence itself. From its deceptively promising exterior, which boasts a color scheme akin to a bruised banana left out in the sun for too long, to its handle that feels more like a medieval torture device designed to punish the unsuspecting hand that dares to grasp it, every aspect of this mug screams "regret." Its material, a sinister amalgamation of recycled nightmares and shattered dreams, leeches a flavor reminiscent of stale coffee mixed with the tears of disappointed souls into whatever liquid unfortunate enough to be poured within its cursed confines. The rim, jagged and uneven like the edge of a poorly forged blade, guarantees that each sip is a perilous journey fraught with the risk of lip lacerations and existential dread. And let us not forget the bottom of this vessel, where the manufacturer's logo is stamped with all the subtlety of a scarlet letter, branding the user as a victim of their own poor purchasing decisions for all eternity. Indeed, this mug serves as a stark reminder that sometimes, in the vast expanse of consumer goods, there exists a dark abyss where quality and utility fear to tread, leaving only disappointment and regret in their wake.
I think it’s funny and the quality is really good. Shipping was pretty fast too.
Arrived exactly on time( as projected) ;( beautiful blue color 💙 as specified) loving it ! ❤️
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