Eliott Mug
You’re probably some name a non-binary or trany would change their name to. Your name is cool. You’re very loud! Too loud sometimes, people ether love that or hate it. You’re so comfortable in your skin. No one can stop you when you put your mind to anything. You are not musically inclined, u can’t dance, you can’t sing, you can’t run, or doing anything with that kind of stuff. But you don’t care and try and fail anyway, it’s cool. You’re not embarrassed by “normal” things to be embarrassed about. You’re not afraid of heights, but afraid of falling. You care bout people a bit to much. You’re welling to do anything if it means to save a total strangers life, even if you won’t admit it. You’re handsome, smart enough, fit enough, beautiful. And you don’t give yourself enough credit. You would never go in the merrior and say “yeah I’m beautiful/handsome”. But you should. You know you secretly love your eyes, lips, noise (even if it is a bit big), shoulders, hips. You just don’t look at yourself and see it, but you should. Your that one friend that knows a bit too much about sex. Your not afraid so say that. Your friends often come to you for help on stuff like that and you talk about it, and you have no clue why. But you don’t care. You’re pretty open about almost everything, will mostly say the truth (unless ur flirting gatta get that booty). You’re amazing though no lie. Love yourself more.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!