eclectus Mug
A large parrot, also known as the Solomon Island Eclectus, which is commonly kept as a pet. It is native to New Guinea, and other small islands nearby. It is known for its extreme sexual dimorphism (visible characteristics separating males from females). The males of this species are mostly green, with blue and red feathers under their wings and a large orange/yellow beak. The females are red and blue, with smaller, black beaks. It can live up to 75 years. It is about the size of a macaw, but with shorter tail and flight feathers, giving it a smaller, bulkier appearance. It eats seeds, fruits, and vegetables. It is very expensive to own as a pet, with a starting price of over $1000, plus the cost of a large, sturdy metal cage. They require lots of toys when kept in captivity, as they are an intelligent breed that requires daily mental stimulation. They need a tropical diet consisting of around 80% fruits and vegetables. They are also very high maintenance, seeing as they need frequent baths, playtime out of the cage, toy replacements (they are very good at tearing apart toys- they have sharp, beaks and strong feet) They can make a great pet, but if you want to own one you need to have more than enough money to spend on the bird, the supplies, and any vet visits. You need to know how to handle them, and you need to be prepared to spend the rest of your life with this parrot. If you do not properly care for it, you will end up with a feather plucking, agressive, depressed bird.
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother