douchebag
The first wife of a wealthy man over the age of 45 who is ugly no matter how much plastic surgery she has. A douchebag play acts that she is a good woman when in fact she is jealous, petty, miserable, lazy and ignorant. Her rich husband takes her to many charity events in order to placate her need to appear happily married. While he is at the events he checks out attractive women and does this undetected by the investigative reporter type wife. When the douchebag meets other women who are intelligent and or beautiful she finds fault with them in order to make herself appear better in the eyes of her husband. Her husband doesn't care because he cheats on her regardless of what she says or does. The douchebag is a warden. If the douchebag could put an electronic ankle bracelet on her husband to keep him under surveillance she would do so. A typical celebration for a douchebag who hits the age 50 milestone is to visit a resort with her douchebag friends which the rich husband pays for. The douchebag is so delusional she thinks she is enacting a scene in "Sex in the City". The failed seductress douchebag becomes emotionally depressed and deflated the moment 20 year old Russian models walk in with men her husband's age thereby reminding her that her husband is cheating on her
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