Doogle

Doo·gle -Doo-guhl -Noun A Doogle is used as a noun describing any person, item, action, attire, or appearance. "Doogle" or "Doogling", the word originates from a creature born in the 90s very similar to a blob fish in appearance. Any activities that involve lack of common sense, judgement, or composure can be considered a "Doogle." Also any 90s clothes, such as Jncos, shants, tube socks, buttrock shirts, and hats, are considered "Doogle" as well. The most important accessory would be their footwear, including Sketchers, or Walmart Velcros. Doogles tend to have bad decision making, directional difficulty, turning the wrong way down a one-way, and speeding through neighborhoods. Also blaring music to deafening levels, hitting parked cars, curbs, and driving in reverse down the freeway. Any social discomfort may also be referred to as "Being a Doogle". Anyone that masters this art form while wearing the correct attire is considered a "King Doogler", these creatures are very rare, but easy to capture/contain. They move at a slow pace and can be easily frightened, their most tactical advantage is the unique ability to blend in with wooded areas. They have a very deep roar, but it is siplayed in a very low raspy tone. They are known to attack but only when under the influence, stay at a safe range to remain safe. If confronted by a King Doogler, it is important to remain calm, one may carry raw hot dogs, pork rinds, or KFC Snack Bowls to keep the King Doogler at ease.