Doogle Hoodie
Doo·gle -Doo-guhl -Noun A Doogle is used as a noun describing any person, item, action, attire, or appearance. "Doogle" or "Doogling", the word originates from a creature born in the 90s very similar to a blob fish in appearance. Any activities that involve lack of common sense, judgement, or composure can be considered a "Doogle." Also any 90s clothes, such as Jncos, shants, tube socks, buttrock shirts, and hats, are considered "Doogle" as well. The most important accessory would be their footwear, including Sketchers, or Walmart Velcros. Doogles tend to have bad decision making, directional difficulty, turning the wrong way down a one-way, and speeding through neighborhoods. Also blaring music to deafening levels, hitting parked cars, curbs, and driving in reverse down the freeway. Any social discomfort may also be referred to as "Being a Doogle". Anyone that masters this art form while wearing the correct attire is considered a "King Doogler", these creatures are very rare, but easy to capture/contain. They move at a slow pace and can be easily frightened, their most tactical advantage is the unique ability to blend in with wooded areas. They have a very deep roar, but it is siplayed in a very low raspy tone. They are known to attack but only when under the influence, stay at a safe range to remain safe. If confronted by a King Doogler, it is important to remain calm, one may carry raw hot dogs, pork rinds, or KFC Snack Bowls to keep the King Doogler at ease.
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Customer Reviews
Pretty good It isn’t very hot and sweaty but other than that it is pretty good
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.
Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing
Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…
Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased
My boy like the hooded attire.