Dirty American

A signature cocktail served at the infamous Aloha Snackbar. The infidel tonic tastes so imperial, you'll want to crusade! Here's how to make this drink only served at Aloha Snackbar It starts off with a on the rocks glass, built on crushed ice made from the tears of the bald eagle when it cries on fourth of July. Next you pour 1 part the oldest lasting distillery spirit in America onto the ice And into that You pour 1 part liberty and inalienable rights, and prosperity. Then you crack open a Pabst blue ribbon ice cold. Pour the Pabst into a 20 ounce chilled glass and serve next to the glass of chilled buffalo trace Then to the buffalo trace on the rocks, you add the blood of patriots,or watered down rum. Then mix the grog with a lime wedge and pour into the bourbon One part like and coconut spiced rum. Then you take one part johnny blue walker. And you have you sip the shot after you chug the beer. Chug the beer and then sip the 3 part dirty American with One part buffalo trace One part lime coconut rum grog And one part johnny walker blue On the ice of eagle tears collection from it's cry if July 4. You dirty American.