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Daddyhoe: 1) A woman who sleeps with, engaged to/marries or otherwise latches onto a man who's left behind at least one ex-partner with whom he's had child/ren and who takes a hostile view towards his ex and the fact that they still co-parent said child/ren. Often refers to her man's ex to other women/anyone who'll give her attention as a "baby mama", "drama queen", "bitter baby mama", etc. in order to compensate for her jealousy over her man having a child/ren with someone else. 2) A woman who's frustrated by the fact she's not actually getting any more validation nor respect from her man than he was capable of giving to his ex, except when it serves him sort of purpose or benefit, such as the Three Bs: Babysitting Bedwarming Blowjobs and projects it onto the mother of his child/ren. 3) A woman, usually fond of referring to herself as a "stepmother" regardless of how short a time she's been hopping on her back for the man, who's frustrated over how courts grant her absolutely ZERO legal powers to do with co-parenting responsibilities and the legal and physical custodial authority (sole or joint) of the mother of her man's child/ren. - A woman who took home from a bar and f**cked first, asked too few questions later a guy charged with domestic assault on his ex/while she was pregnant/his children, and now seeks to save face and not look like trash to the neighbourhood by forcing an ongoing relationship with said guy to seek legitimacy as a partner and/or control him.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
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Review by Doug S.

First heard the term “Cheddar Headed” from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!

Doug S.Nov 8
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This was purchased as a gift , and it describes the recipient perfectly . It arrived sooner than expected, and I am very impressed with the quality .

Dian L.Nov 8
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The mug I ordered was exactly as described on the site. The shipping was fast as well. I will buy from these people again.

Dominic C.Nov 8
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Cute mug, arrived promptly in great condition. I like how you can choose background color & change wording. Will feel cheerful when drinking my coffee in this :)

Patrice S.Nov 7
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Heavenly Mug This mug has been sent from the heavens. I'm too broke to buy it. But one day... I will. I will be mugged, dammit!

AndreaNov 6

Why am I here? I don't know how I got here, but I can't stop writing weird things on the cup...😅 Help me. I have a test to study for. A family. Also, if I wasn't broke I would buy 10,000 of these mugs. They look highly entertaining. Love this website, and I probably will fail the test. 🙃

LilyNov 6

I took time designing it but wasn't sure, online tools being what they are, that what I was seeing was for sure what I'd get. Very much appreciated the customer service communication which verified that what I'd designed was what I wanted, and the shipping was quick too.

Bryan C.Nov 4
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Item came on time as promised

Rite A.Nov 4
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Came within a week and it's exactly what I ordered, my friend will love it!

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Tyler BlevinsNov 4

Good quality, packaging shipped well, arrived quickly.

Louise W.Nov 3
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My mug came in broken but Urban Dictionary replaced it at no extra charge!

Javier E.Nov 3
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Excellent mug excellent service

Harry R.Nov 3
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this is the best for coffee and hot coco especially if you make the hot coco in it then pour it on your significant other and do body shots 😋🥱

AddisonNov 2
Review by Erica S.

I can pass away peacefully. This mug is everything I’ve ever needed and more. Fat thank you, Urban Dictionary. <3

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Review by Blake M.

I was really excited to receive this mug and when it did come it was perfect quality. My only complaint is that the color I choose was green teal but it came in yellow.

Blake M.Nov 1

As always, easy to order and not-too-long of a wait for the finished product to arrive. It’s well-printed, and very sturdy. A great gag present for wedding party members.

Etan N.Nov 1
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The mug , color and saying are perfect! PMEO is what I say at work everyday. It has become a favorite saying for my coworkers when things go haywire!

Laurie N.Nov 1
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Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.

James G.Oct 31
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Love it! It is my favorite mug. Easy to hold because of its shape and weight. Now my go-to mug.

Kaycee B.Oct 31
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