Daddyhoe
Daddyhoe: 1) A woman who sleeps with, engaged to/marries or otherwise latches onto a man who's left behind at least one ex-partner with whom he's had child/ren and who takes a hostile view towards his ex and the fact that they still co-parent said child/ren. Often refers to her man's ex to other women/anyone who'll give her attention as a "baby mama", "drama queen", "bitter baby mama", etc. in order to compensate for her jealousy over her man having a child/ren with someone else. 2) A woman who's frustrated by the fact she's not actually getting any more validation nor respect from her man than he was capable of giving to his ex, except when it serves him sort of purpose or benefit, such as the Three Bs: Babysitting Bedwarming Blowjobs and projects it onto the mother of his child/ren. 3) A woman, usually fond of referring to herself as a "stepmother" regardless of how short a time she's been hopping on her back for the man, who's frustrated over how courts grant her absolutely ZERO legal powers to do with co-parenting responsibilities and the legal and physical custodial authority (sole or joint) of the mother of her man's child/ren. - A woman who took home from a bar and f**cked first, asked too few questions later a guy charged with domestic assault on his ex/while she was pregnant/his children, and now seeks to save face and not look like trash to the neighbourhood by forcing an ongoing relationship with said guy to seek legitimacy as a partner and/or control him.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
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You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
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Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
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The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
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My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
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