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Me and my best friends We love jerking off But it's November So we have to stop Me and my good pals Love a good bust But it's November So we cannot nut No masturbatin' No fornicatin', ejaculatin' No prostate playin' No semen sprayin' for thirty days No Nut November Can't bust 'til December Can't spank my turkey Can't do no jerkin' No burstin' or spurtin' Can't use no juries Can't go rewardin' my burden of yearnin' Can't go returning to November 1st December is lurkin' My hands are tied to the oath I gotta keep puttin' work in My mind is clean like a crystal Yo Freddie bring in the chorus What's up Fuck my dick I'ma chop it off I ain't cummin' no boots Fuck the cops I don't care what they say My cum will always stay In my big fat balls They ain't small I would love to cum on them all But I can't It's a chant To the silly old God Make me cum When he comes When the time is right Won't put up a fight Let my nutsack hang My balls are in pain My girl too hot Wish I could fuck a lot But I can't It's a curse Put my cum in a hearse Wait 'til the fucking first Tsunami from my body Bitch I can't wait 'Til I masturbate It's my only fate Ho I ain't spankin' no monkey Ho I ain't chokin' no chicken Ho I won't tickle the pickle I will not blow no emissions I'm on the holiest mission I'm with my bros all November On God I won't blow another load 'til December Cold all Winter Throw away your lubrication

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
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I love 💕 mugs ☘️! These are so lovable. Thanks! I love the urban dictionary writers too.

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Joseph J. 2022-08-22
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The workmanship of the product was excellent, and packaging for your delivery of this fragile item, a coffee mug, was appropriately safe. Nice job all around. Thank you.

George B. 2022-08-21
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It's the best mug in the history of mugs.

Deez N. 2022-08-21
Review by Marc L.

I love How I can order a cup with one of my favorite words

Marc L. 2022-08-18
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Review by Darrell  E.

Purchased this for my fiancé. One night watching TV, she blurted out the word "kaputnik." We laughed so hard. Never dreamed it was an actual word. Now, we know better. LOL

Darrell E. 2022-08-17
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Best mug I've ever seen honestly

Chazzy K. 2022-08-16

Perfect!!

Christine S. 2022-08-14
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i bought this mug for my classmate and he likes it since its his crush name

h g. 2022-08-12

Great mugs, great format, always fun to buy for friends!

Connor M. 2022-08-12

I just LOVE this woosan mug! Amazing quality

San C. 2022-08-04

Great product

Joe C. 2022-08-03
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What a hoot. On my kitchen counter. Of course. Any publicity, right? Still liberal. Leeza

Lisa C. 2022-08-03
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My friend was going through a tough time and this mug really cheered her up! It was the perfect gift.

Anomymous A. 2022-07-31

Mug is of excellent quality. So funny! My daughter will love it!

Kathy M. 2022-07-31
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My 4th cup purchase just love them

Tina T. 2022-07-29
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He loved the mug!

Hillary H. 2022-07-29
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Got as a gift for a friend and he loved it and thought it was really funny. Great quality and very strong feeling build.

Jacob D. 2022-07-28
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The definition really makes it

Kelsey P. 2022-07-26
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Just wonderful thanks

Jerry D. 2022-07-24
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