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1) A gentleman. A man who accepts that they are not the master of their girlfriend's leisure time or social life. A man who takes his relationship on trust, and does not interpret friendly platonic interactions his girlfriend has with other men as flirting or a sign that she is cheating on him. A man who does not insist that his girlfriend come to him for his approval for how she spends her time or who she spends it with. A man who accepts that his girlfriend may have a romantic and sexual past, and does not automatically treat her exes as rivals or insist she cut all ties with them if they are still friends. A man who accepts that his girlfriend may have a romantic and sexual future if their relationship fails and she moves on. A man who does not routinely pressure his girlfriend into sex, particularly sex which is not also gratifying for her or for sex she has already said she is not comfortable with (i.e. sex without a condom, anal sex, a threesome with her hot friend). A man who is prepared to put his girlfriend's needs ahead of his wants. 2) A committed, affectionate boyfriend. Someone who likes to treat his girlfriend well, get to know her friends and her family, keep up a date night tradition in a long-term relationship, put time and effort into choosing gifts she'll appreciate, gratify her sexually. A boyfriend who likes it when his girlfriend feels good. 3) Not a fuckboy. Derived from cuckold, but with radically different meaning.
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Customer Reviews
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great π
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morbβd
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. π
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy