Crymaxxx
A sustained euphoric climax(female specifically,maybe dudez too) that happens every once in a millennium(no the porn you just saw she totally faked it), you know when it happens because your souls literally rip out of their shells and fuck above you, an outside looking in experience. It can be done if you train yourself with i.mense ineptitude, join a Hindu 🕉, have tea parties on a day to day basis and most importantly you have to engage in extremely long and intoxicating sex sessions. I'm not talking about your next door neighbor Mr. 2 pump chump, this is an act of sheer will. Seek the blessings of Zeus and Freya and you too can be blessed with either crymaxing or the ability to force woman to have a legitimate orgasm(not the fake crap that your neighbor just fil.ed with your wife). If you seek the clit, the client will guide you(not like your neighbor who left your wife wanting more). Yes crymax can be elevated to crymaxxx. Only performed by BDEs few choosen(kind like how your wife "accidentally" got pregnant) so now you know the true blessing of the crymax. Warning: this is a stunt that comes highly recommended to achieve, every woman deserves to know what it's like to be powerfully stimulated. Word of ⚠️ after this is achieved it sets a standard most will not reach and leaving others unsatisfied just yearning to be able to feel that one hurricane that plows through your barn doors leaving you wanting more(BTW your wife finally got the message'fuck the 2 pu.p chump'.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire
Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
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