Crymaxxx
A sustained euphoric climax(female specifically,maybe dudez too) that happens every once in a millennium(no the porn you just saw she totally faked it), you know when it happens because your souls literally rip out of their shells and fuck above you, an outside looking in experience. It can be done if you train yourself with i.mense ineptitude, join a Hindu 🕉, have tea parties on a day to day basis and most importantly you have to engage in extremely long and intoxicating sex sessions. I'm not talking about your next door neighbor Mr. 2 pump chump, this is an act of sheer will. Seek the blessings of Zeus and Freya and you too can be blessed with either crymaxing or the ability to force woman to have a legitimate orgasm(not the fake crap that your neighbor just fil.ed with your wife). If you seek the clit, the client will guide you(not like your neighbor who left your wife wanting more). Yes crymax can be elevated to crymaxxx. Only performed by BDEs few choosen(kind like how your wife "accidentally" got pregnant) so now you know the true blessing of the crymax. Warning: this is a stunt that comes highly recommended to achieve, every woman deserves to know what it's like to be powerfully stimulated. Word of ⚠️ after this is achieved it sets a standard most will not reach and leaving others unsatisfied just yearning to be able to feel that one hurricane that plows through your barn doors leaving you wanting more(BTW your wife finally got the message'fuck the 2 pu.p chump'.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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This mug makes me happy :) reminds me of so many funny high school memories!
The mug came quickly and we love it!
These mugs are always good. I usually choose the neon green!
The mug is pretty and the writing on it is clear. It is of good quality and it makes me smile.

Well madder nice print. 8 0z cup. I'd prefer a mug but will be ordering 3 more. Just my cuppa tea (or coffee). Americans always make fun of some of the things I say. Recently my brother and I were talking about the Trawna Maple Leafs. I decided to look it up and sure enough there is was Trawna the city I grew up in. Now who has the last laugh.
I ordered pink but got purple, and the text wasn't very clean, but overall, it is a mug.
It was a gift for my sister, who wrote it. She loved it and so did I!
pushin 🅿️ w this mug😩
Got a ligma mug it's my favorite mug now
Arrived quickly, nicely packaged, exactly as expected, a good quality mug. Thank you!
Always shipped in proper package and timely
straightforward order and delivery
What a mug. After i bought it i got so much more rizz
Fast service. Precisely what I ordered.

My son wanted this mug. I highly recommend ordering from this site. Easy to order, pay, and track. Mug arrived without issue and is perfect!
The mug is great! I use it every morning for my coffee.
The coffee mug looks great and always draws comments from others.
FUCKING BEST CUP EVER NGL
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