Cristal
A very cool, chill girl with awesome taste in music. Cares about almost everyone she meets and is straight up when she needs to be. She can be a bit bitchy but ends up being the nicest girl around. She's the best in every possible way and pretty rad. The most amazing best friend you could ever ask for. Don't be fooled by her mean expressionless face tho, she's a pure crackhead on the inside. She's very talented and intelegent, even tho she doesn't agree to this she's actually very pretty. (Which is why Jackson Wang held her hand) Anyhoee I love my bsf so much and hopefully these years pass by quick so she won't have to go through all the stress she's going through right now. Girl who is the life of the party. Smokes weed, Gets drunk, gets into stupid shit. Anything a guy would want. The girl who cares for everyone, worries for people that tell her not to worry for. She also gets heartbroken easily but when in love she'll love you with a full heart. Cristal is always a true friend, always has your back and is very supportive. She is a girl who everyone loves, she is way to beautiful, God made her so beautiful, she is people’s honey boo boo, she is a real, true, nice friend, she has a kind heart to everyone, she doesn’t let no one bring her down no matter what, she always keeps her head up no matter what, she has such a good personality and she loves Spanish. MAKE SURE TO ALWAYS HAVE FOOD ON YOU !! She likes eating too much 😭
The Urban Dictionary Mug

Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.

Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
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