Cristal
A very cool, chill girl with awesome taste in music. Cares about almost everyone she meets and is straight up when she needs to be. She can be a bit bitchy but ends up being the nicest girl around. She's the best in every possible way and pretty rad. The most amazing best friend you could ever ask for. Don't be fooled by her mean expressionless face tho, she's a pure crackhead on the inside. She's very talented and intelegent, even tho she doesn't agree to this she's actually very pretty. (Which is why Jackson Wang held her hand) Anyhoee I love my bsf so much and hopefully these years pass by quick so she won't have to go through all the stress she's going through right now. Girl who is the life of the party. Smokes weed, Gets drunk, gets into stupid shit. Anything a guy would want. The girl who cares for everyone, worries for people that tell her not to worry for. She also gets heartbroken easily but when in love she'll love you with a full heart. Cristal is always a true friend, always has your back and is very supportive. She is a girl who everyone loves, she is way to beautiful, God made her so beautiful, she is people’s honey boo boo, she is a real, true, nice friend, she has a kind heart to everyone, she doesn’t let no one bring her down no matter what, she always keeps her head up no matter what, she has such a good personality and she loves Spanish. MAKE SURE TO ALWAYS HAVE FOOD ON YOU !! She likes eating too much 😭
The Urban Dictionary Mug
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled

Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
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