Creeper Mug
NERD ALERT THE FOLLOWING WORD CONTAINS VARIOUS NERD PHRASES AND TERMS DO NOT READ WITHOUT FORESIGHT The Creeper (Creeperus Suicidus) is a character from Ancient Minecratian Theology. Creeper actually refers to an entire race, who were the decendents of Creeper. The legend goes that when the terrain was fist generated by Notch, there was Steve, and Creeper. Steve and Creeper were not generated in the same chunk, or even the same thousand chunks. Steve first created an axe and a hoe with which to start a house and a farm. The Creeper on the other hand, began to use TMI to get gunpowder and mix it with sand to create a bomb. He would place that bomb in water and don a protective suit to be blasted up into the heavens, for a cheap thrill. When the terrain had been generated, Notch had sent his 10 commandments, one of which read, "Thou shalt not use mods". As punishment for breaking this commandment, Notch turned The Creeper into a hideous 4-legged green beast. This made the Creeper very sad. Much time later, he gave birth through an eggsack, and the creeper race started. Many years later, Steve's desendents (all named Steve) met the creepers. Desperate for a hug, the Creepers ran to hug Steve, but found the prospect to exciting, and ignit the gunpowder within them, genetic leftovers from TMI. To this day, creepers still haunt the earth with a perpetual frown, waiting for Steve to hug them.
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Customer Reviews
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great π
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morbβd
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. π
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy