Cowey Mug
Cowey is the equivilant of a female human offspring of a cow. There has only been one recorded in the world and as far as anyone knows her current residence is Georgia in the USA. She is surprisingly beautiful, provocative, skinny, glamorous, sexy, and loveable but expectedly crazy, spoiled, loud, random, flirtatious, and always eating. She never sweats and always smells good. She is always up for and adventure and squeezes her self out of trouble all the time but won't back down from a fight. She migrates to her birth place, New Jersey, every summer. Her usual habitat is a place called The Avenues but she never ventures outside of her den alone; instead she always travels in a "pack". This "pack" normally cosists of her best chick friend and/or her "sister" but she believes in a thing called a "susage to coocher ratio" and in her opinion this ratio means that in her pack there should be more males then females and thats normally how it is unless the number of males vs. females if equal. If the ratio is off and there are more females then males in her pack then she will leave her pack to join a pack where the ratio is correct. She obsessed with the male population, she loves the beach, and she is a Christian.
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother