Counterfriends
associating with someone who works behind a counter. you see them frequently enough, they know your usual, they might know one of your family members or a friend somehow, but you mostly have small talk. you might have one or two similar interest i.e.: - you work/worked for the same company - similar jobs---they work for Walgreens, you work for CVS - you or a sibling might have gone to school with them - they might have noticed you both buy the same things - are ordering their fav food/drink - you have a rocken' movie/band t-shirt, nice purse - own a pet - have kids - have a car - etc, whatever, either they're bored, are hitting on you, have no life, or are trying to sell you something you probably don't need. you see them around town and you might nod, have a brief uncomfortable conversation 'small talk' (your real friend is probably thinking, 'who the f*ck's this guy?'), or you keep walking like you're too busy to have noticed them. places you might find counterfriends: -Walgreens, CVS, pharmacies -Starbucks, Dunkin Dounuts, coffee shops -McDonalds, Burger King, fast food eateries -Target, Walmart, stores -secretaries, receptionists, assistants -etc, you get the idea. they secretly hate you anyway. Either way, be nice, they're working joes like you and me, and anyway, they're working with your food, your information, and they can tell people about all the weird sh*t you buy.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
As always, a great gift.
It looks great. I couldn't have been happier
It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.
I am very please with the mug. Thank you!
ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT BUY IT RN
Was very happy with the customer service team when I had a question. They responded to my email quickly. The mug looks really cool, makes me laugh every time I use it and high quality. I’m in love with it. Thanks!
Haylee My name is haylee sullivan and the mug is describes everything about me and i would rate it at a 5 100% it is awesome
I’m right handed and would’ve liked it better if the handle was on right side with name facing forward instead of having verbiage facing front
girlfriend loved it :) - Ian's Girlfriend
the urge to buy it and write cum on it
Purchased this mug as a Christmas gift. Can’t wait to see the reaction!
This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.
These are hilarious! Great gifts. Cost seems a bit high but i couldn’t resist.
It’s a great way to store my pencils.
I used this instead of condoms It didn’t work and now my nephew is my son
Ordering was very easy and the delivery to a different address then the billing address was done effortlessly with complete correct order. Was delivered before estimated date which was very exciting. Good job well done by all.
Funny stuff! I wish the mugs cost a bit less, I'd buy more. There's an almost unlimited supply of clever slang.
awesome. came just as ordered.
Nice cup a few words were darker than the rest. But ok
아주 좋은 머그잔 나는 죽은 아버지를 위해 시원한 머그잔을 얻었고 매우 자랑스러워했습니다.
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