Counterfriends
associating with someone who works behind a counter. you see them frequently enough, they know your usual, they might know one of your family members or a friend somehow, but you mostly have small talk. you might have one or two similar interest i.e.: - you work/worked for the same company - similar jobs---they work for Walgreens, you work for CVS - you or a sibling might have gone to school with them - they might have noticed you both buy the same things - are ordering their fav food/drink - you have a rocken' movie/band t-shirt, nice purse - own a pet - have kids - have a car - etc, whatever, either they're bored, are hitting on you, have no life, or are trying to sell you something you probably don't need. you see them around town and you might nod, have a brief uncomfortable conversation 'small talk' (your real friend is probably thinking, 'who the f*ck's this guy?'), or you keep walking like you're too busy to have noticed them. places you might find counterfriends: -Walgreens, CVS, pharmacies -Starbucks, Dunkin Dounuts, coffee shops -McDonalds, Burger King, fast food eateries -Target, Walmart, stores -secretaries, receptionists, assistants -etc, you get the idea. they secretly hate you anyway. Either way, be nice, they're working joes like you and me, and anyway, they're working with your food, your information, and they can tell people about all the weird sh*t you buy.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
This is SO cool. Morning coffee will always memorialize my new addition to the English lexicon.

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Item came at appropriate time in good condition.
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Got exactly what I wanted. Very happy with my mug.
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
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Looked great, came earlier than expected, and in perfect condition!
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
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Every Aspect of my Order (as First-Time customer) was actually very good, nice. .I ordered a white drinking mug with a Red background with text. would recommend this Site again.
so cool! u can make sarcastic stuff too. i put: sarcasm: being an absolute asshole
Like the mug for my daughter, but didn’t notice that I had color choices when checking out. The yellow was pre-set so I got that color. Would much rather have selected a different color.
Cute, well-made mug! Exactly like the photo. I can't wait to give this as a gift this Christmas!
The description of a person by their names is the realest I’ve ever come across
Mug looks great and everything is spelled correctly.
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the photo is all you need to know.
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