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A latex, polyurethane, or natural sheepskin oblong barrier placed over the penis for eliminating most chance of pregnancy for human males who can: 1. Actually fit into the damned things without losing all bloodflow and causing permanent damage. 2. Do not experience an extremely vast, sexually debilitating loss of sensitivity due to the thickness of the material and the lack of circulation. Condoms, among those with penises longer than 190mm or wider than 52mm, are sometimes likened to wrapping a standard rubber band around one's wrist sixteen times and then trying to play a musical instrument, such as a piano or guitar, using that hand, for an hour. Generally, in such a scenario, one's hand will experience first pressure, followed by throbbing pain, succeeded by a piercing pain, ending finally in numb limpness and likely permanent or long-lasting damage to nerve endings or blood vessels. Such individuals generally protest that while condoms are a brilliant invention, they need to be made to accomodate more human proportions, as they are available in two basic sizes: short and fat, or long and narrow. In all latex or polyurethane cases, the elastic band at the base of the condom is always 2" (0.06mm), which is the root of the problem yet does not vary with the width of the shaft and head areas of the condom sizes. The only reasonably sized condoms in these cases are the natural condoms, which are unfortunately made of sheep intestine, and smell like it. Yet this type proves an option preferrable over the absurd designs of the vast repertoire of other condom types.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
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Love it . Its me down to a T

Craig F. Jun 7

unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!

Colin the C. Jun 5

i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).

Aiva L. Jun 5
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I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it

Kenneth G. Jun 5
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I haven't even bought it, it smells nice

Phil W. Jun 4

nice quality, vivid image

Marcy M. Jun 4
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What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.

Jack O. Jun 4

I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.

Mor b. Jun 3
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Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)

Wilfred W. Jun 1
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It was a good gift

Demond W. Jun 1
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AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning

RWGDGsG I. May 31

Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!

"L" May 31

Guys do i buy a sex mug?

Lmao N. May 30

its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!

joe May 29

EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.

Mark M. May 29
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love it

N I. May 28

one tha best mugs i have

ARN S. May 28

My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling

Penis V. May 27

I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.

Barack M. May 26

This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.

Ryan S. May 26

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