Commieboo

Latin name: Crassus communistus A species of humanoid that is a variation of the Wehraboo (Crassus fascisticus) but has an obsession with communism rather than the German army from WW2. Most individuals don't know any Russian words besides 'blyat' and 'cyka' but some have been noted to speak broken Russian. Most Commieboos also praise communism and related things and people (such as socialism, Joseph Stalin, the Chinese Communist Party and North Korea) like some sort of fantastic thing when, in fact, it isn't. Most commieboos are typically between the ages of 10-17, but some cases could raise that bar up to 23 or more. They usually resemble large balloons or sacks because a large portion of them don't move outside of their mom's basement. A significant portion also seem to use the site Reddit, frequenting pro-communist subreddits and either actively denying or supporting the denial of Uyghur genocide in China, or praising Stalin like the silly geese they are.