cocaine
cocaine is a "selfish drug," where you love yourself when on it. its an expensive drug. its typically $40 per gram, but that can vary depending on the quality and access of the drug in the area. you use some type of card, such as your license, and crush/smoosh/cut the coke until its nice and powdery so its easy to snort and then form it into lines. get a dollar, preferably nice and crisp, and roll it up, this is what you use to snort the coke. remember to use the nasal that has the clearest path. also, enough though the taste is very bitter, put some coke on your gums and the tip of your tongue. the effects are hard to explain. it's sort of like being on adderall but better. it doesnt last very long, about 45 minutes for me, which is why people get addicted because when you come down you just want more. self control kids, thats all you need. your nose gets numb as well as the back of your throat. you feel like you cant swallow but in reality you can. your gums (which you rubbed some coke on) get numb and your teeth hurt slighty, as if you just put in a retainer that you havent worn for ages. you want to talk and go do things. you get kind of jittery and when people touch you or rub you it feels incredible. you feel happy and get the butterflies and/or rushes through your body every once in a while. you dont feel like eating but since your throat is numb drinking water feels cool. one thing i dont like about coke is the "drip" down your throat because of the bitter taste. also, you're very awake. so when you're low on energy and need to get shit done, do a line! cocaine doesnt affect your motorskills or anything like that so driving and going to work/school is fine. its no big deal. no one will notice. your eyes dont get dilated and it's not like smoking where you have to cover up the smell and throw eye drops in. the comedown is nothing at first but as you go on it gets worse which is why when people are addicted they get all fucking crazy and shit. just don't do it too much and you'll be fine. do it with other people because once you start going off on your own, you have a problem or are on the road to having a problem. all you need is a little self control and you'll be fine. i personally really enjoy doing coke, but if you dont have any self control, i advise you not to get into it. it'll ruin your life and the relationships around you.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
its been a hard year for a lot of us with covid and divorces and honestly its just been a lot for me. I recently went through a breakup with Greyson and i was looking for a gift to get myelf to cheer me up. Thats when i stumbled on this beauty. Its sleek and modern design is just fabulous. It just what I needed to get through the year. Thank you James!!!
After my divorce i hardly found anything to get me through the day. I was looking to buy some used socks on the internet for the thrill but i bumped into a website made my young adults. I had such a hard time understanding their slang that I almost busted into tears. In the hopes of not being scammed, I decided to Google every single word that I couldn’t quite put my finger on. After surfing through urban dictionary, it didn’t take long enough for me to fall in love with the entire concept and spend more than 90% of my day-to-day life on the website. From dirty words to actual explanations urban dictionary, made me complete and almost made me forget about my divorce. Fuck you, Susan, urban dictionary took your place. Suck on my educated toes. I bet you don’t know what a reckwhore means. LG Benjamin 10/10
LOVE THE MUG MY ONLY COMPLAINT IS THERE IS A TYPO ON IT . IT SAYS ...An insult hurled at a fat "dunk" woman by a redneck drunk man on an episode of Jail. SHOULDNT IT SAY.........An insult hurled at a fat "drunk" woman by a redneck drunk man on an episode of Jail. ??
I use it every morning. It's my favorite.
Bought this for my boss and now I'm part of the unemployment statistic, cool mug tho!
Cute, simple, as advertised.
My great great great great great uncle’s dog’s daughter’s owner’s sister loved this mug. Must recomend!!!
Got this for my dog
As a Jolology major, I love my new mug!
It was for a friends 70th b-day. When we order it, it was going to come 2 day after the party. But we were so excited it came 3 days before his party. It was a big hit. Thank you.
I gave it as a gift and the recipient loved it. No indication where it was made, so maybe USA? That would be really nice, if so.
I appreciated the email asking if the content was correct. Excellent quality and attention to detail. Thank you!
its an incredible mug! i would recommend purchasing this awesome product!
Damonism and #Stolen Valor Coffee Mug These coffee mugs are rugged, solid, high quality and keep the liquids hotter, longer. The definitions of both mugs are spot-on! I will definitely by more. Great work Urban Dictionary!
why is this a real thing? AND YA'LL ACTING LIKE IT'S NORMAL!?
I really like the mug, but I thought I had ordered the all pink one. What came was a white with a block of pink with "Fubar" written on it.
the only reason why i care about humanity this mug is the reason why i believe humanity deserves a second chance, even after they blaspheme my name. this mug is the greatest thing i've ever seen and i have ordered many of them. this mug replaces the holy grail. the bible should've told about the wonderful deeds of the mug and how it saved humanity from my wrath. alas, whilst the laws keep me from tampering with human minds and altering holy objects like the bible, i can only pass on my message: "spread the news and buy this mug!"
Its.. omg, its............. AMAZING AMAZING OMG ITS SOOO GOOD
A mug for your boyfriend Paul????? My boyfriend is not called Paul. I don't even have a boyfriend
Great mug... finally got my ""your mom gay lol" mug, I'm so happy
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