cocaine Hoodie
cocaine is a "selfish drug," where you love yourself when on it. its an expensive drug. its typically $40 per gram, but that can vary depending on the quality and access of the drug in the area. you use some type of card, such as your license, and crush/smoosh/cut the coke until its nice and powdery so its easy to snort and then form it into lines. get a dollar, preferably nice and crisp, and roll it up, this is what you use to snort the coke. remember to use the nasal that has the clearest path. also, enough though the taste is very bitter, put some coke on your gums and the tip of your tongue. the effects are hard to explain. it's sort of like being on adderall but better. it doesnt last very long, about 45 minutes for me, which is why people get addicted because when you come down you just want more. self control kids, thats all you need. your nose gets numb as well as the back of your throat. you feel like you cant swallow but in reality you can. your gums (which you rubbed some coke on) get numb and your teeth hurt slighty, as if you just put in a retainer that you havent worn for ages. you want to talk and go do things. you get kind of jittery and when people touch you or rub you it feels incredible. you feel happy and get the butterflies and/or rushes through your body every once in a while. you dont feel like eating but since your throat is numb drinking water feels cool. one thing i dont like about coke is the "drip" down your throat because of the bitter taste. also, you're very awake. so when you're low on energy and need to get shit done, do a line! cocaine doesnt affect your motorskills or anything like that so driving and going to work/school is fine. its no big deal. no one will notice. your eyes dont get dilated and it's not like smoking where you have to cover up the smell and throw eye drops in. the comedown is nothing at first but as you go on it gets worse which is why when people are addicted they get all fucking crazy and shit. just don't do it too much and you'll be fine. do it with other people because once you start going off on your own, you have a problem or are on the road to having a problem. all you need is a little self control and you'll be fine. i personally really enjoy doing coke, but if you dont have any self control, i advise you not to get into it. it'll ruin your life and the relationships around you.
The Urban Dictionary Hoodie
Customer Reviews
TO THOSE ASKING, YES, THE GORGEOUS MAN COMES WITH THE SWEATSHIRT BUTTTT YOU HAVE TO PAY 100 TIMES MORE THAN ASKING!
Better then Gucci and LV I bought 3 of these and omg I’m done it’s literally the best hoodie I have ever worn.Its so good that I think the hoodie give me powers like Shaggy.I hope this becomes better than any other brand that’s how good it is.
Orderd a large hoodie about two years ago and the print in still holding up. I recently order a XL just do to the fact that the original has shrunk a little. The new hoodie is made with thicker material and fits perfect. I recommend ordering one size up.
Hahaha hoodie says cum dump and I wore it in public
Question… does that gorgeous man come with the sweatshirt? I will gladly pay 100 times more than asking!
bro my dog started barking when I wore this hoodie, he started talking in spanish and was like "Aiiiiii te ves sexy ¿Puedo conseguir tu número?" and then he did the stanky leg before he packed his bags and got 3 tickets to bikini bottom. I asked him who the other 2 people were and he told me "nah i just tryna sleep". Had to respect the dog, he got that dog in him. but yeah the hoodie was warm
made me look like the gyatt rizzler,the girls loved it!!!
It was softer than expected! Great fit for me, I love the way it wears. It is my favorite sweatshirt
Size adult medium unisex was a perfect fit. Shirt was very soft. Could be a bit thicker for the price.
Very expensive for just a word on a sweatshirt, but my son was thrilled with it.
I kinda liked it.
Excellent It's the best only that accessibility to my home town Kampala Uganda seems to be honestly had.I just wish.I would get also things like Mugs,T shirts ,Personelised pens.Different colours.
Quality This is the highest quality product
Just amazing I started browsing on the urban dictionary for the best most exquisite word I could find. And lo and behold I found this! This word, or words fit so perfectly on the sweatshirt it to like it was made to be. The comfy and soft material truly hugs your body and makes you not want to get up Or do anything. 10/10
I LOVE THIS HOODIE!! It’s very comfortable, the writing seems like it’ll last for more than a few washes. Something to consider is embroidery! That’ll make your products stand out from just a regular hoodie with printings. Worth every dollar.
Mr Tulppo Is next This hoodie is my favorite article of clothing
Would be South better to have the definition on it as well like we used to be able to customize tshirts, sweats or mugs especially at the higher prices…
Absolutely brilliant my Argentinian son wi be very pleased
My boy like the hooded attire.
Navy Quality Goods Awesome! My girlfriend Becca loves it!