Christian
-Stuck up, spoiled, immature, metrosexual college kid who goes to a school with a 3:1 guy-girl ratio. -Cannot leave his room without applying hair gel and bathing in cheap cologne. -Brags about his beer pong and raslin prowesses to anyone that will listen. -Does not hesitate to hit females. -Crudely and awfully attempts to emulate the personalities of others around him. -Has not gone a weekend without his mother stopping by the dorm. -Convicted bro-rapist -Pizza bandit -Better eyebrows than David Hasselhoff -Wears the same stupid a&f shirt to parties cuz it worked on one girl...in middle school -Only physical activity is a cheap pussy ass immatation of kung fu called vale tudo..."the UFC fighting man!" -Spends 10 hours a day playing some shitty MMORPG -Laughs like a emphazemic old woman -Contemplates nestling his popped collars -Currently half pops his collars -Jumps when shootin pong (the fairy hop) -Makes poor old relatives wait in his dorm while he finishes homework -Refuses to leave the room when his roomate has his beautiful girlfriend over for the weekend -Certified hallway roamer
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I Loved The Cosmic Animates Mug. 10/10
Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup
this is my new piss mug
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
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