Christian
-Stuck up, spoiled, immature, metrosexual college kid who goes to a school with a 3:1 guy-girl ratio. -Cannot leave his room without applying hair gel and bathing in cheap cologne. -Brags about his beer pong and raslin prowesses to anyone that will listen. -Does not hesitate to hit females. -Crudely and awfully attempts to emulate the personalities of others around him. -Has not gone a weekend without his mother stopping by the dorm. -Convicted bro-rapist -Pizza bandit -Better eyebrows than David Hasselhoff -Wears the same stupid a&f shirt to parties cuz it worked on one girl...in middle school -Only physical activity is a cheap pussy ass immatation of kung fu called vale tudo..."the UFC fighting man!" -Spends 10 hours a day playing some shitty MMORPG -Laughs like a emphazemic old woman -Contemplates nestling his popped collars -Currently half pops his collars -Jumps when shootin pong (the fairy hop) -Makes poor old relatives wait in his dorm while he finishes homework -Refuses to leave the room when his roomate has his beautiful girlfriend over for the weekend -Certified hallway roamer
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.

Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.

Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
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