Chealsey Mug
Chealseys are the most amazing creature you will ever find. Typically with long blond hair and gorgeous green or blue eyes. Chealseys are very good at putting others before themselves. Because of this, they are amazing lovers. Chealseys will give you everything and expect nothing in return. Chealseys will get uncomfortable if always the recipient of gifts and praise. Typically on the giving end of praise, when the tables are turned Chealseys will typically bury their head in their hands or a chest if it's within reach. Chealseys are voracious "cuddle-sluts," typically ignoring all other outside stimuli that would otherwise disrupt their cuddle. Often times, Chealseys have to be prodded out of a cuddle as they lack the will-power to disengage themselves. Chealseys are also big achievers with high-standards and a single minded determination and focus. This makes them very successful in school and in the professional arena. However, despite being fiercely focused, they shift their focus quite often. Usually becoming engaged in a plethora of activities over it's lifetime. The only exception being their mate. Like parrots, Chealseys will pick a mate and stay amorously devoted for life. At the end of a lifetime, Chealseys will have picked up many talents and excelled at most of them.
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Customer Reviews
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!