Chav
A chav is someone you don't want to get involved with. If you do, you will have grand-children before the age when you even wanted your own kids. Here are the signs you will need to keep a look out for: 1. They begin to drop their T's from words. 2. They ask everyone who walks past if they have a spare fag. 3. They begin to travel around in larger groups thus to overpower us normal people. 4. No, they are right about everything because school is for idiots. 5. That tracksuit cost £200 quid mate, they often say things like this "don't look at what you can't afford". 6. They pick fights with you just for the sake of it, often by doing this "Oh don't I know you". 7. Pregnancy at a young age is a big tradition. 8. Of course they have parents to tell them to stop, but they're too busy being Chavs themselves to give a shit. If you spot any of these points, your best bet is to run, hide or get your gun. To report whether you have a Chav in your local area please call 111 or #Theresonestillalive@(whereyoulive). Thanks for reading... and be safe.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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Happy with my purchase
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