Chav
A chav is someone you don't want to get involved with. If you do, you will have grand-children before the age when you even wanted your own kids. Here are the signs you will need to keep a look out for: 1. They begin to drop their T's from words. 2. They ask everyone who walks past if they have a spare fag. 3. They begin to travel around in larger groups thus to overpower us normal people. 4. No, they are right about everything because school is for idiots. 5. That tracksuit cost £200 quid mate, they often say things like this "don't look at what you can't afford". 6. They pick fights with you just for the sake of it, often by doing this "Oh don't I know you". 7. Pregnancy at a young age is a big tradition. 8. Of course they have parents to tell them to stop, but they're too busy being Chavs themselves to give a shit. If you spot any of these points, your best bet is to run, hide or get your gun. To report whether you have a Chav in your local area please call 111 or #Theresonestillalive@(whereyoulive). Thanks for reading... and be safe.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The coffee mug looks great and always draws comments from others.
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Loiks great
I had it drop-shipped and the recipient was very pleased. Thank you for the quick service and handling.
The coffee mug looks great and always draws comments from those seeing the first time.
perfect for when im expressing myself <3
The most coolest I own!
Cole m's girlfriend loved this mug we have an uncontrollable love for eachother

Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
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Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
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