Chav
Chav (lazyus scumbagius). WHERE CAN YOU FIND THEM?: .outside the local spar .street corners .council estates .mc donalds, burger king etc. APPERANCE: Males: .hair cut short with highlights in (innit) .fake bling, chains with dollar signs on etc. .burberry, adidas or nike tracksuit .baseball cap at a ninety degree angle .cheap polo shirt with the collar sticking up .anything fred perry .any sort of knackered white trainer Females: .hair in a ponytail with a fluorescent hair band (scrunchie) .puffa jacket and tracksuit bottoms or a velour tracksuit .fluorecent pop socks with the the tracksuit bottoms tucked into them .reebok trainers HOBBIES: .standing on street corners shouting abuse at anyone .vandalising local parks .in mc donalds eating their manky fast food really messily .riding a ridiculously small mini motor bike around the local park. .drinking cheap cider or alcopops in local parks or anywhere thats got a bench because their legs get very tired you know (and also they like to rip the bench out of the ground for a laff) VOCABULARY: the common garden chav is unable to speak properly so it uses dumbed down versions of correct english, here is a list of the words they mostly use: .Mutha .ya .yo .mint .u .yer .wot .wowza .fuka .class (probably the only real word they can say) .laff .innit .dat .cwl (scientists have been trying to work this language out for twenty years and they still haven't figured it out) MUSIC: .gangsta rap .r&b .hip hop .grime (as you can see it's a BIG variety) by the way i'm 12 and this is my first time writing in.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
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this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
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This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
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