Chav
Chav (lazyus scumbagius). WHERE CAN YOU FIND THEM?: .outside the local spar .street corners .council estates .mc donalds, burger king etc. APPERANCE: Males: .hair cut short with highlights in (innit) .fake bling, chains with dollar signs on etc. .burberry, adidas or nike tracksuit .baseball cap at a ninety degree angle .cheap polo shirt with the collar sticking up .anything fred perry .any sort of knackered white trainer Females: .hair in a ponytail with a fluorescent hair band (scrunchie) .puffa jacket and tracksuit bottoms or a velour tracksuit .fluorecent pop socks with the the tracksuit bottoms tucked into them .reebok trainers HOBBIES: .standing on street corners shouting abuse at anyone .vandalising local parks .in mc donalds eating their manky fast food really messily .riding a ridiculously small mini motor bike around the local park. .drinking cheap cider or alcopops in local parks or anywhere thats got a bench because their legs get very tired you know (and also they like to rip the bench out of the ground for a laff) VOCABULARY: the common garden chav is unable to speak properly so it uses dumbed down versions of correct english, here is a list of the words they mostly use: .Mutha .ya .yo .mint .u .yer .wot .wowza .fuka .class (probably the only real word they can say) .laff .innit .dat .cwl (scientists have been trying to work this language out for twenty years and they still haven't figured it out) MUSIC: .gangsta rap .r&b .hip hop .grime (as you can see it's a BIG variety) by the way i'm 12 and this is my first time writing in.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Smaller than I expected for the price.
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Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
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It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
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I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
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The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
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