chav

Complete and utter waste of space. Recent (couple of years) incursion into British culture is the "Chav." There are two forms of this word; Chav = Cheltenam Average Chav = Council House and Violent I'm sure everyone has heard of these tosspots, but if you aren't quite sure.. Perhaps this will jog your memory? - Pitiful IQ, of which barely rivals an amoeba. - Burburry baseball cap, always worn at an angle - Utmost idiocy and unbelievably annoying abuse of the English language. - Tracksuits or other branded clothing such as Addidas or Reebok. - Bling Central. At least one golden coloured ring on each finger, a couple of chains. - In order to become a chav you must first be either really short, really lanky or incredibly fat (normally chavettes) - Huge groups of complete remedials. - Immensely tacky clothing, complete with retarded gestures when speaking to a fellow zombie. - Normally in groups of 10 or more, you can often see the whole group fighting each other just for the hell of it or all beating on some innocent bystander who happened to look in their general direction. -Only nutrition comes from fast food restaurants, most classic being McDonalds. Often because it's all they can afford. Basically, if you have seen Shaun of The Dead, chavs are the zombies + burberry + bling + 9 other companions - 200 braincells. A group of chavs often take a while to decide what to do. This is due to the fact that the sharing of the single brain cell they have takes a while to get passed on to each "person." All chavs should be exterminated. Shoot at will, innit.