Buckhorse
When a stranger touches you, puts you in a dark blue van, drives in to the ocean and chains you up to a wall in his underwater octopussi layer. Then he has the hershey squirts in to a bucket and then cums in to the bucket and dumps it on your head, and starts to lube a flat screen tv. Then he shoves a tv up your ass hole. You feel your ass hole spread appart and start to bleed and scream like a charliq. You feel the power cord get plugged in and you feel the electrons pulse through your body then you get fucked in the dick hole by the stranger with a barbed wire. Then satan comes up out of the ground and cums on you. Then takes a chain saw out of his ear and cuts off your pubes and your hair. Then he says "kys fgt" while he cuts off all of your hair. Then he un chains you and throws you in to a room full of people fucking eachother and dead menstrating bodies. Then you spent the reast of your life in a fuck pile.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I had it drop-shipped and the recipient was very pleased. Thank you for the quick service and handling.
The coffee mug looks great and always draws comments from those seeing the first time.
perfect for when im expressing myself <3
The most coolest I own!
Cole m's girlfriend loved this mug we have an uncontrollable love for eachother
Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
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