Buckhorse
When a stranger touches you, puts you in a dark blue van, drives in to the ocean and chains you up to a wall in his underwater octopussi layer. Then he has the hershey squirts in to a bucket and then cums in to the bucket and dumps it on your head, and starts to lube a flat screen tv. Then he shoves a tv up your ass hole. You feel your ass hole spread appart and start to bleed and scream like a charliq. You feel the power cord get plugged in and you feel the electrons pulse through your body then you get fucked in the dick hole by the stranger with a barbed wire. Then satan comes up out of the ground and cums on you. Then takes a chain saw out of his ear and cuts off your pubes and your hair. Then he says "kys fgt" while he cuts off all of your hair. Then he un chains you and throws you in to a room full of people fucking eachother and dead menstrating bodies. Then you spent the reast of your life in a fuck pile.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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This mug makes me happy :) reminds me of so many funny high school memories!
The mug came quickly and we love it!
These mugs are always good. I usually choose the neon green!
The mug is pretty and the writing on it is clear. It is of good quality and it makes me smile.
Well madder nice print. 8 0z cup. I'd prefer a mug but will be ordering 3 more. Just my cuppa tea (or coffee). Americans always make fun of some of the things I say. Recently my brother and I were talking about the Trawna Maple Leafs. I decided to look it up and sure enough there is was Trawna the city I grew up in. Now who has the last laugh.
I ordered pink but got purple, and the text wasn't very clean, but overall, it is a mug.
It was a gift for my sister, who wrote it. She loved it and so did I!
pushin 🅿️ w this mug😩
Got a ligma mug it's my favorite mug now
Arrived quickly, nicely packaged, exactly as expected, a good quality mug. Thank you!
Always shipped in proper package and timely
straightforward order and delivery
What a mug. After i bought it i got so much more rizz
Fast service. Precisely what I ordered.
My son wanted this mug. I highly recommend ordering from this site. Easy to order, pay, and track. Mug arrived without issue and is perfect!
The mug is great! I use it every morning for my coffee.
The coffee mug looks great and always draws comments from others.
FUCKING BEST CUP EVER NGL
Loiks great
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