Bruhism
A cutting-edge political ideology that takes the age-old concept of taxation and douses it with a fresh coat of paint, primarily in the form of 100% taxes on the people. Yes, you heard that right, 100%! Because who needs money when you have the boundless warmth of government bureaucracy to keep you cozy? The guiding principle is that communism didn't go far enough. Why settle for just a significant chunk of your hard-earned income when you can have it all? It's the perfect solution for those who believe that wealth redistribution should be more like wealth vacuuming. In a Bruhist utopia, every pay check you earn will be lovingly whisked away, leaving you with an empty bank account and a sense of profound fulfilment, knowing that your money is off to fund a slew of government projects. These projects may or may not include giant bronze statues of obscure political figures, inefficient state-run lemonade stands, and mandatory ballet lessons for all citizens because, hey, it's never too late to pirouette for the motherland. But wait, there's more! In Bruhism, you'll no longer need to worry about making choices or pursuing your dreams, because the government knows what's best for you. Your job assignment chosen with the precision of a dart hitting a random career board, and your wardrobe will consist exclusively of utilitarian jumpsuits in various shades of gray. After all, why bother with frivolous choices when you can live a life of pure, unadulterated simplicity?
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!
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The mug exceeded my expectations. Really excellent quality and build
Jim, you’re a fucking idiot interfering with accurate ratings and legitimate feedback. Get a hobby.
Great gift!
A little spendy, but worth it.
My wife kept talking about "ways out" being a Denver version of "psych" and she was right, so I got her this once I found it on UD. She loved it!
It's a great mug, will reccomend to family members my grandma gave me this mug for christmas and it was by far the best gift i got.
It arrived three weeks after ordering but given the holiday rush and inability of shipping to keep on schedule arrived late but was perfect little gift from me to my wife for her morning coffee with her "nickname" on the mug.
I liked the photo on your website and so I ordered the mug. You sent it right away, and it looks great!
Arrived carefully packaged
me and the boys when i get vodka mug
I ordered 3 of your mugs, with different names on them. There was a typo in the information about the name on the back of each of the mugs. This wasn’t a dealbreaker because the people who received them liked them. However, it would be nice if somebody who has basic proficiency in spelling English words could proofread the script for all of your names before they’re prepared.
Arrived on time. Great packaging. Communication with vendor was top-notch. High quality item.
I love it! Thanks! So
Great present for a retiring colleague with custom saying she's known for!
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