Bruhism
A cutting-edge political ideology that takes the age-old concept of taxation and douses it with a fresh coat of paint, primarily in the form of 100% taxes on the people. Yes, you heard that right, 100%! Because who needs money when you have the boundless warmth of government bureaucracy to keep you cozy? The guiding principle is that communism didn't go far enough. Why settle for just a significant chunk of your hard-earned income when you can have it all? It's the perfect solution for those who believe that wealth redistribution should be more like wealth vacuuming. In a Bruhist utopia, every pay check you earn will be lovingly whisked away, leaving you with an empty bank account and a sense of profound fulfilment, knowing that your money is off to fund a slew of government projects. These projects may or may not include giant bronze statues of obscure political figures, inefficient state-run lemonade stands, and mandatory ballet lessons for all citizens because, hey, it's never too late to pirouette for the motherland. But wait, there's more! In Bruhism, you'll no longer need to worry about making choices or pursuing your dreams, because the government knows what's best for you. Your job assignment chosen with the precision of a dart hitting a random career board, and your wardrobe will consist exclusively of utilitarian jumpsuits in various shades of gray. After all, why bother with frivolous choices when you can live a life of pure, unadulterated simplicity?
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
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Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire
Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
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