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Last summer, my younger brother and I threw a kegger at our cottage. He invited some of his mates, and I invited mine. Good times were had by all. I spent most of the two nights drinking with his friends. One guy, in particular, caught my eye. Like most guys, I have a type. Physically speaking, he fit the bill. I don’t remember how we got started talking, but we got on famously. he’s twenty-three, I’m twenty-six. We could both feel the instant connection. There was mutual attraction. But… he had a boyfriend, and I have a boyfriend. Notice I say, “Had”? They broke up. Notice I said, “Have”? We’re still together. In love, in fact. For three years. Anyway, a few months later and this boy was still on my mind. I probably shouldn’t have, but I nicked him contact info from my bro and we started talking over Messenger. Infrequently at first. Once in a blue moon, really. Then, one weekend several months ago, he mentioned she was coming into town. I asked if she wanted to meet up at this bar my mates and I were going to be at. he came alone. We enjoyed ourselves. Talked more frequently over Messenger, and eventually went out for drinks several more times – just the two of us. Now we speak several times a week over Messenger and on the phone, but our conversations are what I would describe as the kind two people engage in when they’re beginning a romantic relationship. he tells me I’m “funny” and that I “make him laugh.” She explains that I “make him feel special.” Tells me I’m “not like most guys.” There is an inextricable connection between us. It is impossible to deny. he is exactly my type. Even more so than my boyfriend. And there’s the rub. My boyfriend. The man I’m deeply in love with, and have been for nearly three years. My companion. My lover. My best friend. I adore him, and would never cheat on hi . But, I’ve been unable to stop thinking about this other guy since we first met, nearly a year ago. Each time we get together it gets a little more intimate. I’m left even more wounded. This weekend I’m going to be going down to his place for a house party. I’ll be spending the night. I know I bring this upon myself, but I can’t help it. I feel drawn to this other guy. I should just cut all ties, but I can't. What the fvck am I going to do?
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Awesome mugs! My GF laughed her ass off, lol!!!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
My maiden name was Puddy and I just loved this mug that defined what Puddy means! I bought one for my brother as well as one for me… And this is the first time in all of our 70 + years that we have heard Puddy defined! We both are super grateful!
Loved the mug. Took it with me on my truck drive
I wasn't sure if the wording was going to be on the back, but it was, so I am very pleased. Thank you.
I use it every morning. It's my favorite.
Cute, simple, as advertised.
I appreciated the email asking if the content was correct. Excellent quality and attention to detail. Thank you!
I really like the mug, but I thought I had ordered the all pink one. What came was a white with a block of pink with "Fubar" written on it.
It was easy to correct grammar when necessary, and then to order a great gift for a member of a wedding party. Nice, simple, and sturdy mug.
I like it but it took a long time getting here
The fact you guys make custom mugs is the most hilarious yet smartest thing ever, thank you so much I'm definitely gonna collect these and chuckle at the crazy words/terms only I will understand the depth of! 😂
This mug... this mug gave me a feeling that I can only describe as pure euphoria. The 'MRI - Man's a Real Idiot' mug is truly a gift from above. I cannot express how happy I am with it. When it arrived at my front door, it was a moment of epiphany for myself. My eyes were opened. I understood what was missing in my life... and it was that very mug. Whoever created it is truly gifted. I bless them. You too could purchase it, although the price may seem high at first, for what it is, it is the greatest deal one could ever make.
It was so easy to order - and I could play with the syntax of the definition to get it just right. All of this was easy. And quite soon it arrived and is perfect.
very good product, i drink my coffee out of it every single morning. a tiny little itty bitty problem i have with it though, is that every time i drink anything except for coffee out of this mug it barrates me for having bad taste. makes me very sad, honestly. i didnt know cups could talk, but appearently i have been proven wrong. i would really appreciate it if you could start double checking if your cups are possesed by melicous spirts who like to insult you! except for that, great product!!
Bought this mug as a joke, the concept of there being a "magical one" was very funny to me. Great quality, I even feel magical myself.
Arrived safely and in one piece. New term is already being used in the office loosely.
Always wanted a communist coffee cup. Great price too.
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