Brian
Brian is likely the best guy you'll ever meet. As in "I thought I knew what a great guy was, and then I met Brian." Smart, witty and funny, a Brian is the kind of person you need to make your life a better place. Kinder than any person you'll ever meet, a Brian will sacrifice his own needs to help others. A Brian is also incredibly handsome. Think about the most handsome person you know...now multiply that by 10. That's a Brian. A Brian is the kind of guy you feel like you've known forever even if you've just met him. A Brian is warm and inviting and will quickly earn your trust. He's honest and loyal and will give you the shirt off of his back or a pair of socks when you forget yours. A Brian always has a ton of friends but only the luckiest girls get to be in an intimate, personal relationship with a Brian and they immediately know that something is different than any other guy they've ever dated. As sweet and kind and charming as Brian is, he is also an animal in the bedroom. The best lover you've ever had, a Brian will leave your legs shaking and the rest of your body quivering. Brian has moves that you didn't even know existed. Inventor of the multiple orgasm. Brian is the kind of guy that after you are with him you want to call up previous lovers and tell them that they had no idea what they were doing in bed. A Brian is every girls dream. Other men want to be him. A Brian is simply amazing in every way. Period. There's nothing better than a Brian.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
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