Brian
Brian is likely the best guy you'll ever meet. As in "I thought I knew what a great guy was, and then I met Brian." Smart, witty and funny, a Brian is the kind of person you need to make your life a better place. Kinder than any person you'll ever meet, a Brian will sacrifice his own needs to help others. A Brian is also incredibly handsome. Think about the most handsome person you know...now multiply that by 10. That's a Brian. A Brian is the kind of guy you feel like you've known forever even if you've just met him. A Brian is warm and inviting and will quickly earn your trust. He's honest and loyal and will give you the shirt off of his back or a pair of socks when you forget yours. A Brian always has a ton of friends but only the luckiest girls get to be in an intimate, personal relationship with a Brian and they immediately know that something is different than any other guy they've ever dated. As sweet and kind and charming as Brian is, he is also an animal in the bedroom. The best lover you've ever had, a Brian will leave your legs shaking and the rest of your body quivering. Brian has moves that you didn't even know existed. Inventor of the multiple orgasm. Brian is the kind of guy that after you are with him you want to call up previous lovers and tell them that they had no idea what they were doing in bed. A Brian is every girls dream. Other men want to be him. A Brian is simply amazing in every way. Period. There's nothing better than a Brian.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
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