Brennan Mug
A high school teacher, usually an English teacher, who has been teaching children that are smarter than she is for so long that she now hates kids entirely and is completely jaded with the educational system. Usually wears an awkward mix of ugly solid colored sweaters with dress pants, and suffers horribly from the "muffin top effect". Researchers, after studying this phenomenon extensively, have dubbed it as the "Brennan mushroom top effect", due to the extreme nature of the situation. If your teacher is discovered to be a Brennan, switch classes immediately, or commit suicide. Teaching style usually involves 10-12 activities in a class that are never completed, a never-ending grammar practice, and reading stories that the Brennan itself cannot understand. This is coupled with random F's on any and all assignments, and students who pass a Brennan's class are proven to be better at Chinese than English(at least, students who have never studied Chinese are. Students with prior Chinese knowledge are found to forget that as well). All attempts to fight a Brennan have been met with failure. It is speculated that only a pizzly bear, Bear Grylls, Beowulf, or Barack Obama Himself could fight one off succesfully. However, due to the rarity of these mythical creatures, this hypothesis has never been tested.
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Customer Reviews
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
best mug ever spittin nothin but fax
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