Boonsboro Mug
Town in Washington County, Maryland, that no one knows, nor wants to know. Astonishingly undiverse and uncultured, the town consists of townies, rednecks, kids, seniors, and the random minority who got lost trying to find Montgomery County. Seeing as there's nothing to do in this small town, most kids find themselves using drugs, drinking alcohol and spending large amounts of time in sister towns Frederick and Hagerstown where there is still nothing left to do but mingle with the locals at the Valley Mall. If you are rich in Boonsboro, you are still poor in most other parts of Maryland. Boonsboro High School is the school where most unfortunate students have to go. Here, students will recieve a poor education, witness numerous fights and be taught by old geriatrics who should have retired already. The high school consists of about 40% rednecks, 15% goths, 15% nerds, 25% potheads and 5% smart preppy kids who wished they grew up somewhere else. If you go to Boonsboro High, you will be encouraged to spend your life milling around on the farm, or attending Hagerstown Community College. Even though it is the state school, most kids aren't even intelligent enough to get accepted to UMD, and most find themselves at Towson, Frostburg, JMU, or Salisbury. If you are one of the few who go to an out of state college, expect to be returning to MD soon. Overall, Boonsboro is a fun place to live during high school until you graduate and realize that the world is so much better pretty much anywhere else.
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother