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Bom is a sliver eyed hell-spawn that stalks suburban house parties in the dead of night looking to score with unsuspecting sleeping girls. His passed out victims are usually located on a couch near a window or unlocked door. Once inside he quickly drops his pants and proceeds to rub his junk on the sleeping girl's face, thus much like an animal, marking his territory and telling other rapists in the area to keep away from his unconscious poon. While raping he is known to frequently call out juvenile, nonsensical phrases such as Dank, MAW REAL, or Legit! Bom has a unique adaptation in the form of an unusually small penis that allows him to rape girls without them feeling anything and waking up. However the aforementioned phrases he screams out often alerts others in the room to his presence and causes him to have to flee the scene. While making his escape he will continuously lie about the rape several people just witnessed him commit and also make gross exaggerations about the quality of his personal hygiene. Once he is clear of the house he will retreat back to his Pizza Box Lair, a dilapidated structure assembled primarily of random debris and used pizza boxes, as well as any other garbage in the immediate area. If you see a Bom , take great care not to appear sleepy and hastily remove yourself from the area, lest you invite rape upon yourself and everyone you associate with.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Item came on time as promised
Came within a week and it's exactly what I ordered, my friend will love it!
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Good quality, packaging shipped well, arrived quickly.
My mug came in broken but Urban Dictionary replaced it at no extra charge!
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I was really excited to receive this mug and when it did come it was perfect quality. My only complaint is that the color I choose was green teal but it came in yellow.
As always, easy to order and not-too-long of a wait for the finished product to arrive. It’s well-printed, and very sturdy. A great gag present for wedding party members.
The mug , color and saying are perfect! PMEO is what I say at work everyday. It has become a favorite saying for my coworkers when things go haywire!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Love it! It is my favorite mug. Easy to hold because of its shape and weight. Now my go-to mug.
My wife is truly beautiful and this cup was perfect for her.
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Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
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