Bitner
Bitner is a strong man that is charming in all aspects. Although he may seem small, he is stronger than he looks, and can outclass almost anyone. He has flowing light brown hair, and beautiful eyes that mesmerize anyone at first glance. So beware if you are challenging a Bitner, he will blow your socks off, he has an angelic glow and he turns the heads of any girls in his presence. He is also the world's best salesmen, he could convince someone to buy a penny for $20...he is that good. He is funny and outgoing, very energetic at times, but he knows when to be mature and tone it down. He is respectful to all people and will alwags think of others. Bitner has crazy confidence, and can basically say or do anything with confidence, without the fear of rejection or embarrassment. He knows how to get back up when he is knocked down. He knows how to make money, and make a happy wife. If you know a Bitner, if he isn't already taken, slide in and steal him, because he is the best you can find.
The Urban Dictionary Mug

Loiks great
I had it drop-shipped and the recipient was very pleased. Thank you for the quick service and handling.
The coffee mug looks great and always draws comments from those seeing the first time.
perfect for when im expressing myself <3
The most coolest I own!
Cole m's girlfriend loved this mug we have an uncontrollable love for eachother

Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Review Details
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Live Preview
Personalize Your Design
Debug: Product Metadata
| Key | Value (click to copy) |
|---|---|
Copied! | copiedKey = null, 1500);
"> |
Return Policy
Made Just For You
Each product is custom-printed with your unique text, making it truly one-of-a-kind.
Defect-Free Guarantee
If your product arrives with printing defects, damage, or quality issues, we'll send you a free replacement.
Custom Orders
Due to the personalized nature of your order, we don't accept returns for change of mind or sizing issues.
Questions about your order? Contact our support team for assistance.