Bitner
Bitner is a strong man that is charming in all aspects. Although he may seem small, he is stronger than he looks, and can outclass almost anyone. He has flowing light brown hair, and beautiful eyes that mesmerize anyone at first glance. So beware if you are challenging a Bitner, he will blow your socks off, he has an angelic glow and he turns the heads of any girls in his presence. He is also the world's best salesmen, he could convince someone to buy a penny for $20...he is that good. He is funny and outgoing, very energetic at times, but he knows when to be mature and tone it down. He is respectful to all people and will alwags think of others. Bitner has crazy confidence, and can basically say or do anything with confidence, without the fear of rejection or embarrassment. He knows how to get back up when he is knocked down. He knows how to make money, and make a happy wife. If you know a Bitner, if he isn't already taken, slide in and steal him, because he is the best you can find.
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Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
I did not order anything, and got a stupid cup
this is my new piss mug
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
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