Biddy City
(Pronounced Bidd.Dee - Sit.E) Biddy City, is a place sought after by many men. Biddy City is a city made of gold, and completely filled with beautiful women. Not just ordinary attractive women, or even mind-blowing models.It contains Women with such beauty that to look upon them will cause immediate spontaneous combustion. Biddy City contains women so beautiful, that the male mind cannot possibly comprehend their looks and to do so would be sure suicide. It is believed by some scholars that a certain concoction of deadly elements must be combined to find a way into Biddy City, and to peer at the Biddian women. The most widely accepted element that catalyzes the concoction being Rubidium. Supposedly, Biddy City is located upon Mt. Kilimanjaro, and has gone unseen since the beginning of time due to it's magical, majestic veil that covers the city. The veil creates a barrier around the city making it invisible to the human eye, and protecting it from Biddy City's rival city, Shitty City. Not much can be said about Shitty City since, frankly, no one cares. Shitty city is where all of the rebuked, and ugly Biddy's go to die. Many of the most pronounced scholars agree that John Stamos, and a certain Chuck Norris have some how found there way into Biddy City, and because of this have learned the ways of the woman culture and how to bone any woman of their choosing. Some, non-scholars also believe that the rappers The Notorious "B.I.G." and Tupac Shakur faked their deaths because they had actually found a way into Biddy City. Allegedly, their famous fued was only a diversion to throw people off of their trail when they packed their bags for the greatest city in the world. What most Biddy City scholars can agree on is that when Pangea existed Biddy City was definately at the center, giving it it's awesome, and defining power.
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Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
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Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
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