Bernart
Bernart is a small dude who barley will get to 6 foot. He currently has a drastically negative record in fifa and always gotta blame the lag and bs. In class, he ask me on an avrage about 3 times per lesson when we end and I give him the same awnser every time. Another thing that i find pretty crazy is that he sits in a huge winter jacket inside even when its summer and really hot outside. Everyone in this city has somehow come across the name "Bernart". The only time he lights up during a day is either when he find out that our next lession is PE or when his idol Pessi scores. Otherwise, he isnt really a happy lad. The second he get some money, they disapear immediately because of the urge of fifa points. 5 times he has dropped the big 12000. However, he never gets anything, but that prick never learns, he already told me that he need to try again. But what he really want isnt the points, its the packs. When someone in his team play bad, he sell that player and buy packs for the coins he got. He also claims that he got a 20 cm willy and his dad has a 25. He swore on titchu. His biggest rival is a guy with better record and hotter body, Joel. Joel is the better fifa player and has always been. He has more experience, skills, motivation, packluck, better passing, shooting ect ect ect. They hate eachother so much. The 1v1 is comming soon. He told me thet he will clap that idiot litterly 20 seconds ago while i typed this.
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Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
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This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
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unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
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What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.
Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
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