Berçem Mug
A Berçem is a girl who will take your breath away with how sexy and fun and smart she is. She is a jolt of electricity and a gentle whisper. She is full of ideas and laughter and possibilities and fears and hopes. She prefers beer over wine and books over flowers. She is many things at many times but always her lovely self. Above all, a Berçem is not boring. If you meet a Berçem, you'll wonder to yourself if this person could be completely real. She is gorgeous and sensual, and you'll often find your heart beating like a drum while day-dreaming of all the times you spent and will spend together. A Berçem is fiercely independent, direct, honest (though sometimes a bit reserved) and utterly magical. She wont be impressed that you notice these things about her, because it's a bit like noticing that grass is green. True, a Berçem can be a tiny bit arrogant sometimes, but since it's usually justified, it just makes you care for her more. She's not always the most talkative in a crowd, so she'll wonder if people are drawn to her. But when she speaks, there's a light behind her words that makes people stop and listen. And when she listens to you, you'll feel like the most important person in the world.
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother